I believe I introduced myself with my full name back in the day, but heck that was...... I don't remember.
My real name is David. All of my friends call me "Murph" and my soldiers call me all kinds of things behind my back I'm sure. For the record, I prefer "Murph". I rarely respond to David unless I'm with family, and even they often refer to me by other "chosen names" that I can't say here. (I know, loving family, right?) We're all a group of smart(insert explative here)s.
JatMAt, congratulations on such a long marriage. You obviously found yourself a "winner"!!! Nadine and I will celebrate our 4th anniversary on June 1st. It's kind of hard to believe it has been four years already (I have no idea what was going thru her head when she said "I do"). It's been the best time of my life though.
Zappa, make sure you swing by to see me at BLADE. I have something I need to give you.