My wife gave me aa electric collar for the lab and some pheasant training dummies. I'll be taking my son and him out some time this weekend and putting the collar on the one that minds the least.
My son gave me the as seen on TV HD vision sunglasses and could have laughed any harder. He loves a gag gift when it isn't for him.
I have some pounders in my future this evening. The local C&W honky tonk has the Hillbilly Mafia playing tonight and that sounds right up my alley.