A Hunter, a Boner, and a Chef Don’t Walk into a Bar

[bladegrinder]

Nice looking knives Kevin.
I think it was Lorena Bobbitt that preferred to use boner knives...

 

[Bruce McLeish]

Nice looking knives Kevin.
I think it was Lorena Bobbitt that preferred to use boner knives...

The younger folks here might need clarification.

 

[Kevin Zito]

Thanks, brother.

Nice looking knives Kevin.
I think it was Lorena Bobbitt that preferred to use boner knives...

 

[Bruce McLeish]

Thanks, brother.

oh, fer cryin out loud, Zito..... Look it up. or Google it ifin ya fergot how to use a book.

 

[Kevin Zito]

oh, fer cryin out loud, Zito..... Look it up. or Google it ifin ya fergot how to use a book.

ah it took me a while to figure out what in the world you were talking about here. However, I do know 100% who Lorena Bobbitt is lol. She’s the lady who sliced off Nancy Kerrigan’s husband’s (Evander Holyfield) ear off. Duh

 

[Smallshop]

ah it took me a while to figure out what in the world you were talking about here. However, I do know 100% who Lorena Bobbitt is lol. She’s the lady who sliced off Nancy Kerrigan’s husband’s (Evander Holyfield) ear off. Duh

Excellentttttt......(in my best Mr Burns voice...)

 

[John Wilson]

John Bobbitt got the short end of the stick on that one

 

[opaul]

Did you hear about the two guy’s following Ms. B as she threw the severed part out the window? One guy said, as it hit the window, that’s the biggest bug splash I’ve ever seen! The other old guy said “that wasn’t a bug!”

 

[Kevin Zito]

John Bobbitt got the short end of the stick on that one

I figured the mods would have kicked this guy out by now lol

 

[Bruce McLeish]

I figured the mods would have kicked this guy out by now lol

And attached a rope to his ...

 

[AkWildman]

Good looking work,as others have said the title kind of threw me lol !

 

[Kevin Zito]

Good looking work,as others have said the title kind of threw me lol !

Thanks, I really appreciate it. I seriously did not think about the title in a funny way. Lol it just came out that way haha. Thank you again!

 

[Bruce McLeish]

Thanks, I really appreciate it. I seriously did not think about the title in a funny way. Lol it just came out that way haha. Thank you again!

liar , liar, pants on fire. How could you write that and not think it was the opening line to a joke? second half would be "walk into a bar....."

 

[opaul]

This isn’t off track - it’s headed for a train wreck.
Serious one. Your blades are awesome but your leather work is exceptional.

 

[Kevin Zito]

This isn’t off track - it’s headed for a train wreck.
Serious one. Your blades are awesome but your leather work is exceptional.

Wow! OP, that’s a tremendous compliment coming from you. I appreciate it more than you know, brother.

 

[Drew Riley]

ah it took me a while to figure out what in the world you were talking about here. However, I do know 100% who Lorena Bobbitt is lol. She’s the lady who sliced off Nancy Kerrigan’s husband’s (Evander Holyfield) ear off. Duh

And she would have been charged, but the blood stained glove found at the scene of the crime didn't match the color of the Bronco she was driving, or something like that....

 

[Drew Riley]

BTW, the knives (and sheath) look really good. Don't be afraid to round those handles a bit more. I'm sure they feel pretty good as is, but they look like they'd feel better with a little more curves.

I don't know about anyone else, but my boners always feel better when they're a bit more round than they are flat.

 

[Kevin Zito]

BTW, the knives (and sheath) look really good. Don't be afraid to round those handles a bit more. I'm sure they feel pretty good as is, but they look like they'd feel better with a little more curves.

I don't know about anyone else, but my boners always feel better when they're a bit more round than they are flat.

Thanks for the compliments and especially the critique. I was wondering if I had rounded them enough. I always end up rounding too much in some spots and not enough in others. I end up chasing a wavy line running length ways down the handle. I seem to always get carried away when it comes to the shoe shine part. Lol

 

[Justin Presson]

Nice work Kevin!

 

[Kevin Zito]

Nice work Kevin!

Thanks, brother!