KT's pieces always seem to automatically generate these stories in my head.
Gambler sets down to a poker table, one of the other players looks over and laughs.
POKER PLAYER: Stranger it appears you lost your pistol.
GAMBLER: No, says the stranger but I always heard that carrying a pistol is a good way to get shot.
POKER PLAYER: The guy at the table laughs again, and says so why you carrying the knife?
GAMBLER: I ain't stupid when I get into a poker game, you never just never know exactly who you are playin with. I might need to cut the deck!!!!!!!!! As he reaches and stabs his knife into the deck of cards. You see I been watching you dealing those cards...........
WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE THE GAMBLER SAYS, "Well what do you know I think we need another deck, one that ain't got five of them ACES"!
Or something like that, my wife just says I got a vivid imagination! :biggrin: