bladegrinder
Well-Known Member
You topped me with that one Ted...that's funny right there!would that make the road apple handle...a...wait for it....
TURDLE......??
But in a tactical emergency you could re-hydrate a Spamdle, scrape the scales off, cut it up with the same knife, and enjoy some nice spam. Ahh, the memories that could be told of such an event.
There I was, stuck in traffic on the freeway...starving to death, with nothing but my custom made Spamdle knife in the glove box.