I'm going to be rich!

Bruce Bump

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I can finally have the shop of my dreams. Read this email I got today.


Dear Friend,

Please read this slowly and carefully as it maybe one of the most important mails you'll ever get. My name is Mrs Kathe Thorsten from Germany and I am very sorry for the attachment, I am a 59 years old woman. I was married to late Mr. Boudewijn Thorsten who is my husband, and also the CEO Kreshcon Oil Ltd, Germany, and a seasoned contractor in Qatar. He died on,7th July 2012 in Qatar.

My late husband and i were married for years without a child of our own and after his death i decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. As i speak to you, i have been diagonized with congested heart failure ,of which the doctors have confirmed and told me that i would not live long .. After my husband passed away last year, i realized he deposited a huge sum of money with Security company .

The money that was deposited in the Security company was a total of US$ 9.5million .As i write to you, i feel that the money in the Security company would be a waste if i die and that is why i have come to a conclusion of donating the money out to the less privilege and also the motherless babies home.

My husband's brother is an addicted smoker and drinker who spends his money on expensive drinks and unnecessary things and so i do not wish for him to have any of the money which my husband worked so hard for all his life.After going through your profile over the internet i decided to contact you for friendship and assistance for distribution of my inheritance. Please, my dear friend i have come to you to help me carry out this last wish of mine because i am too weak to move about and also have been confined to a wheel chair in my home in Germany due to the state of my health and so i can't travel all the way from here.

It is true that I don't know you, but I have been directed by God to do this. If you wish to help me, write back to me at your earliest convenience so that i would direct you on how to contact the Security company for the transfer of the funds to you whichever way you may wish to nominate for this purpose. Please send me your name, address,occupation,age,sex,marital status and contact telephone numbers to enable me forward it to the security company for the claim.I will give you my lawyer contact information for i may not be able to carry out ,i am weak less privelage to write or talk.

I await your urgent reply.

Thanks for your kindnes
God Bless,
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Kathe Thorsten
 
Bruce,
Well since she would rather have the money go to you rather that a addicted smoker and drinker and she was directed by the almighty you better get on it and contact her laywer. LOL
 
Bruce,
Well since she would rather have the money go to you rather that a addicted smoker and drinker and she was directed by the almighty you better get on it and contact her laywer. LOL

And you will need to remember to send the lawyer his fees prior to getting your money. :3:
 
Bruce,
Come to think of it after you collect Da Money you could buy yourself your own Bradley IFV and make yourself 12 more 24' Hollow grinders.:s12137:
 
Bruce,
Come to think of it after you collect Da Money you could buy yourself your own Bradley IFV and make yourself 12 more 24' Hollow grinders.:s12137:

With all my new floor space I will have room for a dozen 24" grinders. Good idea!
 
Bruce,
You can thank me. I got that email about a week ago and deleted it because I thought it was a scam,I guess then she chose you. Lucky guy!
 
Bruce,
If you get 9.5 mil and buy new tools I'll feel sorry. You should spend most on gambling and fast cars, then you can waste the rest.
 
Bruce,
You can thank me. I got that email about a week ago and deleted it because I thought it was a scam,I guess then she chose you. Lucky guy!

Thanks very much Calvin! Hey just to show my appreciation I,m going to send you an Applebee's, gift card. What's your address?
 
9.5 million should set a guy up with almost enough tools, notice I said almost. The Nigerian scamers are getting creative lately
 
Bruce, this is NOT a scam. I checked her out. She is legit. I will have all the funds transferred in to my account, but I have a slight problem. I need to send her lawyer $10,000.00, and I can only raise $5,000.00 right now.

Here is the deal, If you would PayPal me 5 grand, I will gladly split all the funds with you just as soon as they arrive.

Thanks my friend, and I'll be checking my PayPal account every hour.
 
Bruce, this is NOT a scam. I checked her out. She is legit. I will have all the funds transferred in to my account, but I have a slight problem. I need to send her lawyer $10,000.00, and I can only raise $5,000.00 right now.

Here is the deal, If you would PayPal me 5 grand, I will gladly split all the funds with you just as soon as they arrive.

Thanks my friend, and I'll be checking my PayPal account every hour.

No deal Robert! It's all mine! I ain't splitting it! I will send the $10,000 to her lawyer all myself, just as soon ass I can refinance my trailer house.
 
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That's a good one boy, I bet you don't see that one coming, no did you??????????

While she sounds like the sweetest, most considerate little ole lady you ever heard of! :what!:

Bruce you son of a gun, go get the money. OH by the way don't forget to delete that SUCKER from your online profile. You know so another sweet little ole lady don't want to give you her fortune as well!:nothing:

Sorry I can't seem to keep myself at the keyboard as I keep falling out of my chair laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:9::sad:

Us dogs just wish the best of luck now "you hear"!! :s12137: we will dancing around the fire tonight in celebration of your good fortune! :1971_dancing_dog:
 
Wait a minute, maybe its a good thing the bank won't loan on my 32 year single wide trailer, the banker lady said that thousands of people got this same offer from this sweet little old widow. Now I wish I hadn't have sold my truck and Kayes wedding ring.
 
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