Humorous Cartoon

[Gliden07]

Needs no explanation!

 

[Bruce McLeish]

Needs no explanation!

when I was a boy, we played under the anvil tree alot. Nothing wrong with me with me with me what?

 

[TimGinMN]

Damn those things are hard to rake up in the Fall...

 

[Dennis Morland]

I wish they grew on trees...

 

[Gliden07]

Damn those things are hard to rake up in the Fall...

The blower i have wont even move them! Ive been using Black Powder!

 

[Gliden07]

I wish they grew on trees...

Aint that the Truth!! LOL!!

 

[Owl]

I believe they are the fruit of the ironwood tree.

 

[Drew Riley]

Anybody know where I can buy some anvil seeds?
I recently bought some donut seeds, but I’m starting to suspect they were just Cheerios.

 

[chrisstaniar]

Anybody know where I can buy some anvil seeds?
I recently bought some donut seeds, but I’m starting to suspect they were just Cheerios.

Yeah, I tried planting a bottle of Jack Daniels and then a bottle of Blanton's and neither grew.

 

[Gliden07]

Yeah, I tried planting a bottle of Jack Daniels and then a bottle of Blanton's and neither grew.

The Blantons didn't grow because your soil wasn't "RICH" enough for it!!

 

[Drew Riley]

Yeah, I tried planting a bottle of Jack Daniels and then a bottle of Blanton's and neither grew.

Did you crack the lid first? That might be the problem.

 

[EdCaffreyMS]

I have always loved the Far Side toons! The one Gliden posted is by far my favorite! Here's my second fav....

 

[bladegrinder]

While the anvil tree is funny but improbable, the screw driver class isn't really a bad idea for a lot of the people running around nowadays.

 

[Dennis Morland]

There are people in this world that should not be allowed to use a screw driver.

 

[bladegrinder]

Those are the ones that need the class, but your right, it might be best they just stay away from them .
they might lose an eye. their the ones that started the old "never run with scissors" story, and that goes way back. telling me we'll never be short of people that need screw driver schooling.

 

[TimGinMN]

The good thing though is that those people with no screwdriver skills sometimes pay those of us with screwdriver skills to drive screws!

 

[Greg Rice]

Those are the ones that need the class, but your right, it might be best they just stay away from them .
they might lose an eye. their the ones that started the old "never run with scissors" story, and that goes way back. telling me we'll never be short of people that need screw driver schooling.

You know the kid that caused us to hear about shooting our eye out with a BB like constantly? He works for me - blind in his right eye - from a Daisy BB gun when he was just a boy