Can't help Myself sometimes

[Brad Lilly]

Why is dark spelled with a k instead of a c? Because you can't c in the dark

Say what you will about captain Hook but he ran his pirate ship single handed

Nothing bothers psychics more than throwing them a surprise party

 

[Daniel Macina]

Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[KenH]

Just what I needed this morning - a smile

 

[John Wilson]

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

So you can’t see their butt quack!

 

[Daniel Macina]

Why was Robin Hood’s bow angry?

It was a cross bow!

 

[bladegrinder]

If nothing sticks to a Teflon pan....how do they get the Teflon to stick to the pan ?

 

[Sean Jones]

If a Milk Cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure ?

A signature line from someone on a different forum. Lol

 

[Daniel Macina]

If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?

 

[ChrisRaymo]

Two muffins were in an oven.
One muffin turned to the other muffin and said "wow, is it hot in here."

The other muffin said "holy crap, a talking muffin!"
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What's the difference between a hoover vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The placement of the dirt bag.
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Two guys walked into a bar....
The third one ducked.

 

[Brad Lilly]

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

The inventer of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral

Why did Shakespeare use quills? Pencils confused him after all 2B or not 2B