The dogs were all snoring stacked in a pile.
One would yip and the other would smile.
They dreamed of new steel and grinders and tools
But mostly they just laid there and more or less drooled.
A knock in the chimney set them all off
No barking or snarling, not even a cough
Just wagging their tails with tongues hanging out
The friendliest dog pack, there could be no doubt.
Down through the chimney came a grizzled old sod
He had knives and tools and supplies, not a stupid ipod
He handed each pooch a new forging hammer
and filled their propane tanks without even a stammer
He turned up his nose and waddled a bit
He farted and zoomed and up the chimney quicker than (really fast)
He cussed as he bumped his head on his sled
He fell over backwards, they thought he was dead.
He got back to his feet and said a few words
The reindeer were laughing so hard a couple dropped turds
He rubbed his head bruised noggin, it left quite a welt
"...at least I didn't grind my knuckles raw on a 36 grit belt"
He climbed in and hollered out loud
"You dogs make some knives and make me feel proud"
One would yip and the other would smile.
They dreamed of new steel and grinders and tools
But mostly they just laid there and more or less drooled.
A knock in the chimney set them all off
No barking or snarling, not even a cough
Just wagging their tails with tongues hanging out
The friendliest dog pack, there could be no doubt.
Down through the chimney came a grizzled old sod
He had knives and tools and supplies, not a stupid ipod
He handed each pooch a new forging hammer
and filled their propane tanks without even a stammer
He turned up his nose and waddled a bit
He farted and zoomed and up the chimney quicker than (really fast)
He cussed as he bumped his head on his sled
He fell over backwards, they thought he was dead.
He got back to his feet and said a few words
The reindeer were laughing so hard a couple dropped turds
He rubbed his head bruised noggin, it left quite a welt
"...at least I didn't grind my knuckles raw on a 36 grit belt"
He climbed in and hollered out loud
"You dogs make some knives and make me feel proud"