Night before Christmas: Knife Dog style, everyone pitch in!

The dogs were all snoring stacked in a pile.
One would yip and the other would smile.
They dreamed of new steel and grinders and tools
But mostly they just laid there and more or less drooled.

A knock in the chimney set them all off
No barking or snarling, not even a cough
Just wagging their tails with tongues hanging out
The friendliest dog pack, there could be no doubt.

Down through the chimney came a grizzled old sod
He had knives and tools and supplies, not a stupid ipod
He handed each pooch a new forging hammer
and filled their propane tanks without even a stammer

He turned up his nose and waddled a bit
He farted and zoomed and up the chimney quicker than (really fast)
He cussed as he bumped his head on his sled
He fell over backwards, they thought he was dead.

He got back to his feet and said a few words
The reindeer were laughing so hard a couple dropped turds
He rubbed his head bruised noggin, it left quite a welt
"...at least I didn't grind my knuckles raw on a 36 grit belt"


He climbed in and hollered out loud
"You dogs make some knives and make me feel proud"
 
I opened the last package and my jaw just went slack,
I hoped and I prayed it would be a "Ridgeback",
Then my mind shifted gears and I thought, "Boy, oh, Boy"
I still have a Damascus Shellcracker, maybe I can trade to Bill Coye!.
 
Bill Coye said:
I awoke in a panic, in my throat a big lump.
My dreams shattered, no knives from Janik or Bump.
When I went outside to get a few logs.
That's when it hit me!
The best present a guy could have...

...my friends at Knife Dogs.
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I don't think anyone could have said it any better Bill. I hope everyone's Christmas dreams came true. I know mine have. I got to spend it with most of my family and even got to hear from my best friend who is in Afghanistan. Life doesn't get much better.
 
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As I said Wayne, "I got to see most of my family". I'll see the rest of you when I can.
 
We'll have to wait and see. I may be volunteering to go on a vacation with some guys from over around Bill's neighborhood.
 
I see a children's book coming out.
As soon as I try to rhyme something my brain freezes up, I'll leave it to the pros. Very entertaining...keep it going.

Rudy
 
BossDog you are too funny! Cracked me up, even had my fiance' laughing. I'm telling you guys we have some real literary talent on Knife Dogs!
 
I will say,I ain't no poet,but I did enjoy reading.
I do pray all had a good Christmas,and hope
KnifeDogs has as much success next year,as
it did the last.

May God bless all,Keith
 
All,
Not only do you make "drool over" knives, but as these posts show, you also have a real talent. Good stuff. I hope you all had the best Christmas ever.

dennie
 
I know Christmas is over but I was grinding Cf the other night and came up with this final verse:

...and laying a finger inside if my nose,
Out came a black booger the size of a rose,
And I was heard to exclaim as I was sickened by this task,
For the sake of your loved ones,
Please wear your respirator mask!!!
 
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Steven you better hope she never reads this forum or you will be a batduck.:biggrin::lol:
 
I am officially resurecting this thread for Christmas.

so here goes.....

Well another year passed,
And the economy is sunk.
But my mood remains bright,
I won't bow to this funk,
When times are at their worst,
and you think you can't last,
Tune in to Knife Dogs, and you'll cheer up real fast.

Merry Christmas to my Dear Freinds at Knife Dogs.
 
Another year with my pound mates is about come and gone
Some posts from Mclellan were still kind of long
The pictures of knives they filled me with glee
and Keith made nice folders but now for a fee
except for BillT
The highlights were raffles I'll never reget
So I could exclaim.......DID I WIN YET ???????

HEY !!!!!! I did it !!!!!

Happy Holidays,
Rudy
 
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The nights are long,
the wind howls on,
to the close of another year,
And yet I hear,
"Are you done yet?"
My reply "Not yet!"

Marry Christmas!
 
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