new and only Shop poster!(so far...)

[J. Doyle]

I saw one the other day that claimed to NEVER need sharpening ,

Yeah......because, "The teeth take all the abuse. The cutting edge NEVER comes in contact with the material being cut!" Duh!

I swear that was the actual pitch.

 

[Smallshop]

I saw one the other day that claimed to NEVER need sharpening , but if you ordered in the next 15 minutes, they'd include a free knife sharpener. Say whaaa?

LOLOL!!

 

[Drew Riley]

Yeah......because, "The teeth take all the abuse. The cutting edge NEVER comes in contact with the material being cut!" Duh!

I swear that was the actual pitch.

Yup. I've heard that same pitch for a couple different knives. It's hilarious. Cue the very loud and excited pitch man sawing on a steel hammer head or a paving stone, then throwing a tomato at the edge of the knife. HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!?!?!?!

It slices! It dices! It makes julienne fries! Would you believe it just cut this boat in half?!

 

[opaul]

Oh my goodness! I do wish I had read this thread earlier
Now I have to tell folks my knives are - you know knives! Don’t expect them to hack through car doors and chop coconuts.
Just use the knife as a knife and it will serve you well.
Ted- love that poster and your threads and comments as well as Mr. Doyle’s.

 

[Von Gruff]

Most entertaining thread gentlemen and so pleased that my knives are aimed at hunters and cooks so there is no expectation of them being anything other than what they are, that is, a knife for dressing an animal or preparing a meal.