roadapples
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As the title to the Dog Run states jokes, and I haven't seen many, thought I'd share a bit of Alaska humor;
A polar bear cub wanders up to his dad one fine winter day and says; "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" Poppa bear replies " Yes Son." Cub says "Ok" and wanders off. About 15 minutes later Cub comes back and says; "Dad, are you sure I'm 100% polar bear?" Dad says; "Well son, both my mother and father were 100% polar bear, which mqakes me 100% polar bear, and both of your Mother's parents' were 100% polar bear, so she is 100% polar bear. So, if both me and your Mom are 100% polar bear, you must be 100% polar bear." Cub says "ok" and starts to wander off again. Dad stops him and asks; "Why are you asking this Son?" Cub replies; "Cause I'm freezing my butt off!"
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A polar bear cub wanders up to his dad one fine winter day and says; "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?" Poppa bear replies " Yes Son." Cub says "Ok" and wanders off. About 15 minutes later Cub comes back and says; "Dad, are you sure I'm 100% polar bear?" Dad says; "Well son, both my mother and father were 100% polar bear, which mqakes me 100% polar bear, and both of your Mother's parents' were 100% polar bear, so she is 100% polar bear. So, if both me and your Mom are 100% polar bear, you must be 100% polar bear." Cub says "ok" and starts to wander off again. Dad stops him and asks; "Why are you asking this Son?" Cub replies; "Cause I'm freezing my butt off!"
Comments, complaints or tell a better one!:biggrin: