Just shoot me

[Greg Rice]

 

[billyO]

Oy! Unfortunately, this hits home today....on my AM walk with Bear, I was talking to myself about an idiot driver that had just sped by before realizing that I might have turned into 'George', a greenskeeper that we all thought was a little crazy when we were kids just because he was often seen talking to himself as he walked around town...

 

[bladegrinder]

I told my wife if she ever finds herself being slowly dragged up and down of each isle of a Harbor Freight store while I push an empty shopping cart and eyeballing everything on the shelves, but eventually just leaving with a free mini flashlight I got with a coupon, to shoot me in the parking lot before we make it back to the truck.

 

[Sean Jones]

My daughter has threatened to take me shopping for clothes more than once.
The thing is I like my old clothes. They're comfortable.

 

[Doug Lester]

I know what you mean, Sean. I have a sweater that my mother knitted for me over 50 years ago and, despite a few pulled threads, it's real comfortable.

Doug