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TKC
09-08-2009, 03:40 PM
The Ten Commandments according to your dog..

1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.
2.Thou shalt teach me with food - not big sticks and loud voices.
3. Thou shalt walk with me every day - despite thy favorite TV program.
4.Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.
5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me -lest I feel un-wanted.
6. Thou shalt love me to death - even when I bark all night.
7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS.
8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.
9. Thou shalt not hide the food.
10.Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbors
lawn and promote community strife.


Above anon