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Knife Crazied
09-07-2009, 05:29 PM
Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was
> visiting a primary
> school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the
> middle of a
> discussion related to words and their meanings.
>
> The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead
> the discussion
> on the word "tragedy"?
>
> So our illustrious president asked the class for an example
> of a
> "tragedy".
>
> One little boy stood up and offered:
>
> "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in
> the field and a
> tractor runs over him and kills him, would that be a
> tragedy?"
>
> "No," said Obama, "that would be an
> accident."
>
> A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus
> carrying 50 children
> drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be
> a tragedy."
>
> "I'm afraid not," explained Obama.
> "That's what we would call 'great
> loss.'" The room went silent. No other
> children20volunteered. Obama
> searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who
> can give me an example
> of a tragedy?"
>
> Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his
> hand.. In a
> quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and
> Mrs. Obama was
> struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to
> smithereens that would
> be a tragedy."
>
> "Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's
> right. And can you tell me why
> that would be tragedy?"
>
> "Well," says the boy, "It has to be a
> tragedy, because it certainly
> wouldn't be a great loss.... and it probably
> wouldn't be an accident
> either.
>

Tod Lowe
09-08-2009, 06:13 AM
:haha:

Good one.

brucegodlesky
09-08-2009, 12:38 PM
We shouldn't laugh at sumpin like that but.......heheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ehhee