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Carey Quinn
02-08-2010, 01:09 PM
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of (insert appropriate noun).

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

Ernie Swanson
02-08-2010, 07:13 PM
I like that way of thinking!!!

02-08-2010, 10:06 PM
LOL...yep! If I drank a glass of water, my kidneys would have a heart attack. :~0

Don't drink much alcohol either though. So I guess I'm getting the worst of both. Although, I do get my share of rat scat off the soft drink cans. LOL