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Steven Janik
02-05-2010, 08:37 AM
Little Johnny came home from school and his mother said they were going next door to see The Wilson's new baby. Knowing full well about Johnnies tendencies to always say the wrong thing, his mother said,"now Johnny this baby is beautiful in every way but was born without any earflaps so what ever you do don't say anything about his ears!". "No Problem", exclaimed Little Johnny.
Upon seeing the infant Johnny asked, "are his little fingers OK?" yes there were ten perfect little fingers. "Are his toes OK?", yes there were ten perfect little toes. "How about his little blue eyes?" yes there were OK also, in fact hes already been tested and his vision is perfect at 20/20. "Why so concerned about his eyes?", asked Mrs. Wilson.
"Well if the little devil ever needs glasses, he's screwed!!!!" shouted Little Johnny as he ran out of the house.

murphda2
02-05-2010, 12:52 PM
Good one Steve. I got a little nervous when I read the title. I didn't know there was A such thing as a "G-Rated" Little Johnny Joke.

Steven Janik
02-05-2010, 12:56 PM
Believe me, I had to scrub that one down in battery acid to get it "G" rated.

Bill Coye
02-05-2010, 05:13 PM
Believe me, I had to scrub that one down in battery acid to get it "G" rated.

...and it's much appreciated sir.

:)

BC

stabber
02-05-2010, 07:19 PM
That Lil Johnny is a pistol:p

John Andrews
02-08-2010, 09:25 AM
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Good one!

Indian George
02-08-2010, 09:30 AM
Yep!!! Those Lil Johnnys are all alike.:unsure::D

John Andrews
02-08-2010, 09:42 AM
Yep!!! Those Lil Johnnys are all alike.:unsure::D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Still can't hold a candle to those onery little Georges!

Indian George
02-08-2010, 09:53 AM
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Still can't hold a candle to those onery little Georges!

HEHEHEHEHE!!! You got that right you ORS (Ole Redskin).:D

JDB
02-08-2010, 11:50 PM
LMBOff!!

Yep, sounds just like my little brother!