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Steven Janik
12-18-2009, 08:55 AM
A 93 year old man was asked by his doctor to produce a semen sample for an insurance physical. The doc gave him a jar and sent him home. The old man returned the next day with an empty jar. The doctor asked if the old timer at least tried. He replied, I tried with both hands, my wife tried with both hands, with her teeth in and with her teeth out, and we even had the neighbor lady try and she even put it between her knees. The doc replied, "you still couldnt come up with a sample?" Heck no replied the old man, none of us could get the lid off that damned jar!

Chris Martin
12-18-2009, 09:07 AM
LOL.....Good one.2thumbs

stabber
12-18-2009, 09:39 AM
LOL2thumbs

Jim Coffee
12-19-2009, 09:32 AM
GOOD ONE.......

John Andrews
12-27-2009, 09:30 AM
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Good one!