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Indian George
10-23-2009, 10:06 AM
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shak'g his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink!"

The bartender continues to shake+ his head in dismay .... Swoooosh! Plip! Plop! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!"
The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shak'g his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him a nd kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,



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" He should've quit while he was a head!":eek:
HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Clydetz
10-23-2009, 03:16 PM
You are a sick puppy! But I laughed anyway! cool 1

Chris Martin
10-23-2009, 03:28 PM
LMFAO.....I needed that2thumbs:D

Good one IG, gotta steal this one.

C

Denny Eller
10-23-2009, 04:05 PM
IG, you're full of it err.............I mean them. You must have a joke for every day of the year. I would have laughed louder if I hadn't just made a sheath for 2 of my fingers. If I ever get unstuck I'll tell you one.

Indian George
10-23-2009, 05:04 PM
I would have laughed louder if I hadn't just made a sheath for 2 of my fingers. If I ever get unstuck I'll tell you one.

useless1:D

Indian George
10-23-2009, 05:05 PM
Good one IG, gotta steal this one.

C

No problem, thats how I got it.2thumbs

Denny Eller
10-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Pics? Did I mention the 2 fingers were on different hands?

LR Adkins
12-09-2009, 06:56 PM
WHAT!!! That was just about sad...but LMAO anyway.
Larry

Ernie Swanson
12-12-2009, 02:01 PM
Thanks for the good laugh!!

stabber
12-12-2009, 04:13 PM
Yuk Yuk Yuk!!:bud: