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Indian George
10-14-2009, 07:43 AM
BOB & THE BLOND
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a Blondie at the bar
and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The Blondie looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The Blondie replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the Blondie placed her money on the bar,
the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.
The Blondie was very upset,
but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
so I knew he would jump."
The Blondie replied,
"I did, too,
but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
oh no! 1

WoodsRunner
10-14-2009, 08:31 AM
Thanks IG I needed a good chuckle this morning.

Clydetz
10-14-2009, 08:35 AM
Oh yeah! That was great! :D

Semper708
10-14-2009, 08:41 AM
goodjob1 I needed a good laugh today!

Denny Eller
10-14-2009, 08:53 AM
Nice one IG. I had forgotten that one. The last time I heard it JFK was in office.

Indian George
10-14-2009, 11:23 AM
Nice one IG. I had forgotten that one. The last time I heard it JFK was in office.

Wasn't Bob his Brother?????:duh:

Denny Eller
10-14-2009, 10:24 PM
LOL Why, yes I believe he was!

WadeH
10-15-2009, 09:19 AM
Well you know why Blonde jokes are one liners, don't you. So Brunettes can understand them. :D

Indian George
10-16-2009, 04:54 AM
Well you know why Blonde jokes are one liners, don't you. So Brunettes can understand them. :D

By chance Wade, are you a blonde???????:duh:;)

WadeH
10-17-2009, 08:18 PM
No but my wife is. :D