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09-27-2009, 06:34 PM
A blind man goes into a bar and sits up at the counter.

The bartender says "Welcome, can I get you a drink?"

The blind man says "Sure, but first, do you want to hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bartender answers "I couldn't help but notice when you walked in with your white cane, that you are blind.

So I should probably tell you that sitting to your right is a Karate instructor who is blonde.

To your left are 2 police officers, also blonde.

At a table behind you are a group of firefighters, one is blonde.

And myself, your bartender 6'3" tall, also blonde.

Now, do you still want to tell your dumb blonde joke?" the bartender asked.

"No, ....not if I'm going to have to explain it five times." the blind man replied.

09-27-2009, 07:38 PM
Not the punchline I was expecting... good one! :D

09-28-2009, 09:31 AM
That one was pretty good.