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BossDog
08-25-2009, 04:32 PM
I would like to trade my hopes and dreams of eventually winning the lottery for a nice golf club driver that will cure my slice....

I have a better chance at winning the lottery..

Curtiss Knives
08-26-2009, 10:44 AM
I have the driver to solve your problems. Just send the lotto money and I'll ship it out.
beg

stabber
08-26-2009, 12:00 PM
Use a fryin pan with a long handle and have plenty O pounders:D

Wolfe
09-12-2009, 02:47 PM
You gotta hit it from inside out, Tracy. Now what do I get for that tip?:D

Scott Jones
09-12-2009, 04:12 PM
Psssssssstt (it isn't the driver):D




I would like to trade my hopes and dreams of eventually winning the lottery for a nice golf club driver that will cure my slice....

I have a better chance at winning the lottery..

markd
09-24-2009, 12:52 PM
Lock your right elbow to your ribcage. Stops the outside-in swing.

Frstr8
09-26-2009, 08:45 PM
Move your grip from the first grip to the second grip. All fixed!


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/frstr8/thumb-strong_grip.jpg

A.Sharpe
10-05-2009, 07:16 PM
The last driver I sliced was a cabby in the Bronx. Oh, Crap I probably shouldn't have posted that here.

Denny Eller
10-08-2009, 08:01 AM
You think you got a slice? If I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

Denny Eller
10-08-2009, 08:07 AM
I had the good fortune to meet Chi Chi Rodriguez at a seniors tournament in Nashville. Shortly into the conversation I mentioned my slice problem. Chi Chi had me do a couple of practice swings then said, " I see your problem clearly. You are putting too much weight on both feet. "

BossDog
10-08-2009, 02:20 PM
I had the good fortune to meet Chi Chi Rodriguez at a seniors tournament in Nashville. Shortly into the conversation I mentioned my slice problem. Chi Chi had me do a couple of practice swings then said, " I see your problem clearly. You are putting too much weight on both feet. "

that made me laugh out loud. I'd love to golf a round with him, Trevino and Jacobson...

Indian George
11-14-2009, 07:54 AM
The heck with golf.huh1 You should take up knifemaking:rolleyes:, I bet you would have better luck with it. HEHEHEHEHE!!!

stabber
11-14-2009, 08:58 AM
:haha: Yea, Golf is for rich folk with nothin better to do:D
The heck with golf.huh1 You should take up knifemaking:rolleyes:, I bet you would have better luck with it. HEHEHEHEHE!!!

Phil Dwyer
11-14-2009, 11:30 AM
The heck with golf.huh1 You should take up knifemaking:rolleyes:, I bet you would have better luck with it. HEHEHEHEHE!!!

Well, the slice would sure come in handy anyway!

BossDog
11-14-2009, 11:47 AM
:haha: Yea, Golf is for rich folk with nothin better to do:D

that would explain why I only got 9 holes in all season...

Jake Mello
01-02-2010, 07:23 PM
***THIS ITEM HAS BEEN TRADED FOR A BEEF STICK***

Tod Lowe
04-03-2010, 10:34 AM
The best advice I ever got was to take two weeks off then quit.
Of course I didn't listen.
I will recommend a book called the 5 lessons by Ben hogan.Follow the lessons and your slice will be gone.

BossDog
04-03-2010, 10:40 AM
The best advice I ever got was to take two weeks off then quit.
Of course I didn't listen.
I will recommend a book called the 5 lessons by Ben hogan.Follow the lessons and your slice will be gone.

I've read that so many times I can quote it. I still slice like a cheap Ginsu..

James Terrio
04-03-2010, 01:26 PM
" I see your problem clearly. You are putting too much weight on both feet. "

I don't even golf and that cracked me up so much I woke up the cats. :)

I wonder if it's the same reason I have so much trouble getting bevels the same on both sides of the blade?!?

jleiwig
04-03-2010, 06:59 PM
I've read that so many times I can quote it. I still slice like a cheap Ginsu..

Truthfully, your trying too hard. That was the cure to my slice. We don't all need to hit it 300 yards at a drive. Once I stopped trying to kill it, I could do anything with my drive I wanted to. Now putting is a whole different story. :mad:

Curtiss Knives
04-03-2010, 08:20 PM
Ok, I see a Knife Dogs golf outing in the mix. I'm in! And I'm not one of the snobby rich people either. I play with the club in one hand and a beer in the other. T-shirt, camo shorts and CHUCKS. Oh yea, got pulled over in the golf cart and nearly got a DUI! cool 1

Fross
04-06-2010, 03:45 PM
Whack a ball, chase it... whack a ball, chase it... ugh, ya'll can keep it.

jleiwig
04-06-2010, 06:07 PM
Whack a ball, chase it... whack a ball, chase it... ugh, ya'll can keep it.

It should read drink a beer, whack a ball, pee in the woods, find ball where you peed, drink beer.....repeat. That is how golf is meant to be played.

BossDog
04-06-2010, 06:15 PM
I live next door to a golf course. I can look out several windows and watch the 13th fairway. It is amazing how quick a guy can get done whizzing in the bushes next to my yard when I turn the dog loose...

murphda2
04-06-2010, 07:28 PM
Now that's funny right there!

If a KD Golf Tournament (drunk fest) gets planned, let me know. I'll be more than happy to drive the cart and drink the beer. Just remember guys, it's easier to run from the dogs if you keep your pants around your waist instead of your ankles.

Fross
04-06-2010, 08:49 PM
It should read drink a beer, whack a ball, pee in the woods, find ball where you peed, drink beer.....repeat. That is how golf is meant to be played.

LOL, sign me up!