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Indian George
09-16-2009, 06:57 AM
AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!



Thank goodness there 's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter anddiscover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,

Fill a container and suddenly spot the
TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail...
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

Precision Plus
09-16-2009, 08:16 AM
LMAO, been there!

Clydetz
09-16-2009, 09:06 AM
Well thanks, Indian George... glad to know things ain't going to get any better!

My biggest problem is reheating my morning coffee at 9am in the microwave and not remembering to take it out until I 'pop' my microwavable dinner in at 7pm. ;)

I've also gone food shopping and forgot my list. Get home and put everything away and find out I haven't bought one damn thing that was on the list! :D

Frstr8
09-16-2009, 09:17 AM
Is this another form of C.R.S. ?

Indian George
09-16-2009, 09:22 AM
Is this another form of C.R.S. ?

I forgot if it is.:confused::confused:;):D

Mike Barton
09-16-2009, 11:13 AM
Who Sent This To Me ?????

Oh wait, this isn't me e-mail account... :D

BossDog
09-16-2009, 11:54 AM
this is nothing more than a typical Saturday for me...


(sigh...)

Brett Long
09-16-2009, 01:47 PM
that sounds like every day at work... is there a pill for it:D there is a pill for everything else.

Deweyknives
09-17-2009, 07:37 AM
Yup, sounds about like a normal day!! :o:o

[you mean I can blame this on age?? :confused::D]

rasret01
09-17-2009, 10:04 AM
Pepsi??????????????

Indian George
09-17-2009, 11:54 AM
Pepsi??????????????

Coke no Pepsi.:confused::confused:

rasret01
09-17-2009, 01:48 PM
coke-wiser??