Fish-Speak

Steven Janik

SUPERMOD & AWARDS BOSS
Dialog overheard when two fishermen met on a creek bank.

Hlobuddy!
Hlo!
Catchenany?
Godafew!
Kindarthey?
Bassandcarp!
Baityouusin?
Hoppersandleeches!
Gooluktoya!
Bakatcha!

Translation:
Good morning sir!
Top of the day to you,sir.
Have you had any good fortune?
Why yes, they are biting quite well!
What species are on the rise?
Mostly salmon and rainbow trout!
Do you tie your own flies, sir?
Absolutely, these are Royal Coachmen!
Best of luck to you, my freind!
And also to you, kind sir.
 
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Dang, I guess all of those years I spent growin up in the sticks taught me a thing or two. I understood it just fine, no need for translation.
 
If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
If you teach him how to fish, he'll tell lies the rest of his life.

:D
 
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