murphda2
Super Moderator and KD Blade Show Boss
My father e-mailed this to me today and I laughed pretty hard after reading it. Those of you who serve or have served will appreciate the humor regardless of branch of service.
Is sex work?
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided
to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just
how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of
making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing
it for them."
The room fell silent.
'God Bless the enlisted man.
Is sex work?
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided
to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just
how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his
state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of
making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%
pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing
it for them."
The room fell silent.
'God Bless the enlisted man.
