Denton/Coffee Livestock Co.

Steven Janik

SUPERMOD & AWARDS BOSS
Jim and Denny buy a mule...

Jim Coffee and Denton Eller of Knifedogs bought a mule last week online for $100.00 and paid with paypal. The next day, before the farmer delivered the mule he called and said, "fellows I got some bad news, that there mule died last nite". Denny said that was OK, just give us our money back. "Well.... I can't stated the Farmer, I just spent the money". So the guys decided to take the mule anyway and raffle it off.
Two weeks later, they saw the same farmer and he asked how the raffle went. Great, the guys exclaimed, we sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made $898.00 profit. After thinking for a minute, the farmer said that they should have made $900.00 profit. Jim said, Oh, we did, then when we delivered the dead mule, the winner complained and we had to give him his $2.00 back!!

God bless PayPal

Just kidding guys,
Steve
 
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