The Ponder List

Carey Quinn

KNIFE MAKER
Some things that might deserve a little attention:


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever - or wear it again.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?"
How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
 
those are excellent...I can see several of those in my day...
 
Patrick,

I wish I could take credit for that list but I got it in an email and thought the dogs would get a kick out of it. Hope everyone enjoys it.

Carey
 
Another question for you to keep the thread alive:

Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it?

SDS
 
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Great questions! As I get ready for work and at my age, I ask myself how many more years do I still have to do this?
 
Here is one;

Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Corn oil if made from corn. Olive oil is made from olives.

What is baby oil made from?
 
LOL...excellent!

Brings up something I've always wondered. Why, do they always put PULL on doors that should so obviously be pushed?
 
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