Santa and Me

Tom Militano

KNIFE MAKER
I saw Santa at the mall a couple of days ago and was all excited. I waved at him and he called me a lowlife and threw an elf at me. Just so you know, if you've never been hit with an elf it smarts. You would think after three years he'd get over the little incident. I heard this racket on the roof and when I checked it out I saw a bunch of things moving up there and after I was done shooting Dasher and Prancer hit the ground. I dressed them out and put them in the freezer. He needs to get over it, he has Dasher 2 and Prancer 2 now. I'm afraid pickings are going to be really slim for me Christmas morning. All this over a couple of reindeer.
 
Dude should really chillax. It's just a couple a lame reindeer.

Throw the elf back at him...it works for me.

Eric
 
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