Carey Quinn
KNIFE MAKER
To Be 6 Again!
[/FONT][FONT="]A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]wife, who was[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]have for her birthday.[/FONT][FONT="]
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'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]in the mirror .[/FONT][FONT="]
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On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]Roller Coaster, everything there was.[/FONT][FONT="]
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Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.[/FONT][FONT="]
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Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite[/FONT][FONT="] [/FONT][FONT="]candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure![/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'[/FONT][FONT="]
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="]The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.[/FONT]