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Indian George

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.


She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."


I bought her a bathroom scale.


And then the fight started...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...


The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.


When she asked me why, I replied,


"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"


And that's how the fight started...





When she asked me why, I replied,


"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"


And that's how the fight started...


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