Texting for the Elderly

Rock

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Texting for the Elderly

1. BTW = Bring The Wheelchair
2. ROFL. CGU = Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Can't Get Up
3. DWI = Driving While Incontinent
4. LOL = Living On Lipitor
5. OMG = Oy, My Grandchildren!
6. IMHO = Is My Hearing-Aid On?
7. WTF = What's Today's Fish?
8. IMHMO = In My HMO.
9. RULKM = Are You Leaving Kids Money?
10. BYOT = Bring Your Own Teeth
11. TGIF = Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)
12. FWB = Friend With Betablockers
13. FYI = For Your Indigestion.
14. JK = Just Kvetching
15. TTYL = Talk To You Louder
16. MILF = Meal I'd Like To Forget
17. LMDO = Laughing My Dentures Out
18. LWO = Lawrence Welk's On
19. MGAD = My Grandson's A Doctor
20. SUK = Speak Up, Kid
21. WIWYA = When I Was Your Age
22. GOML = Get Off My Lawn
 
now I know what every one is trying to tell me.
I'll have send this to my cell phone so I have a cheat sheet.
 
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