Things you'd LIKE to say...

James Terrio

Well-Known Member
...but usually don't.

"Why yes, those jeans DO make your butt look fat. Your fat butt isn't helping much, either."

"Yes, I CAN make that for you. But I don't want to, because it's a dumb and/or dangerous idea."

"No, I don't really love you. Can I have my house-key back now?"

"No, you can't make a decent knife from a piece of your granny's old bed-springs. In fact, I doubt you could make a cowpie, given a cow and a recipe."

And my personal favorite...

"Questions will be answered to the best of my ability. Stupid questions will be ignored in the order in which they are received."

C'mon guys, you know we've all wanted to say stuff like that ;)
 
"A size 12 does not look good in a size 8 tube top"
"No, I am not listening. And I don't want to!
"It's OK, every minor issue in your life should take precedence over work"
"My babies-daddy is not a word"
"I don't care what the wallyworld label says on your jeans, you are not a size 6"
As you probaby figuered out, I work with mostly females, and trying to manage them is painful at times.
"Don't worry about your turn signal buddy, we all knew you were going to do that?"
"Do you thnk that looks good or were your lights out this morning?"
and last but not least,
"Your boyfriend is a stupid idiot and he is not going to change. Dump him or live with him like he is."
 
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