James Terrio
Well-Known Member
...but usually don't.
"Why yes, those jeans DO make your butt look fat. Your fat butt isn't helping much, either."
"Yes, I CAN make that for you. But I don't want to, because it's a dumb and/or dangerous idea."
"No, I don't really love you. Can I have my house-key back now?"
"No, you can't make a decent knife from a piece of your granny's old bed-springs. In fact, I doubt you could make a cowpie, given a cow and a recipe."
And my personal favorite...
"Questions will be answered to the best of my ability. Stupid questions will be ignored in the order in which they are received."
C'mon guys, you know we've all wanted to say stuff like that
"Why yes, those jeans DO make your butt look fat. Your fat butt isn't helping much, either."
"Yes, I CAN make that for you. But I don't want to, because it's a dumb and/or dangerous idea."
"No, I don't really love you. Can I have my house-key back now?"
"No, you can't make a decent knife from a piece of your granny's old bed-springs. In fact, I doubt you could make a cowpie, given a cow and a recipe."
And my personal favorite...
"Questions will be answered to the best of my ability. Stupid questions will be ignored in the order in which they are received."
C'mon guys, you know we've all wanted to say stuff like that